Not Messing With Hot Wheels Car Insertion

Being on furlough from your job for just under four full months and losing 20 pounds during that time can hardly be considered healthy. If anything, it means that something is wrong. I allude in various fora that I work for a bureau of the United States of America's federal government as a civil servant. I am not particularly high-ranking as I only come in at GS-7 Step 1 under "CLEVELAND-AKRON-CANTON, OH" locality pay. My job doesn't normally have me working a full 12 months out of the year (generally 6-8 months depending upon the needs of the bureau) and I am normally on-duty only 32 hours per week.

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As you might imagine, I have been trying to leave that job. Unfortunately, working for this particular government bureau makes any resume look kinda weird. My local church has some domestic missions work to do and not much money to fund it. I already use what funding we have to help with our mission work reaching out to one of the local nursing homes to provide spiritual care as well as frankly one of the few lifelines to the outside world some of those residents have. Xubuntu and the bleeding edge of LaTeX2e plus CTAN help greatly in preparing devotional materials for use in the field at the nursing home. Funding held us back from letting me assist with Hurricane Harvey or Hurricane Maria relief especially since I am currently finishing off quite a bit of training in homeland security/emergency management. But for the lack of finances to back it up as well as the lack of a large enough congregation, there is quite a bit to do. Unfortunately the numbers we get on a Sunday morning are not what they once were when the congregation had over a hundred in attendance.

I don't like talking about numbers in things like this. If you take 64 hours in a two week pay period multiplied it by the minimum of 20 pay periods that generally occur and then multiplied by the hourly equivalent rate for my grade and step it only comes out to a pre-tax gross under $26,000. I rounded up to a whole number. Admittedly it isn't too much.

At this time of the year last year, many people across the Internet burned cash by investing in the Holiday Hole event put on by the Cards Against Humanity people. Over $100,000 was raised to dig a hole about 90 miles outside Chicago and then fill the thing back in. This year people spent money to help buy a piece of land to tie up the construction of President Trump's infamous border wall and even more which resulted in Cards Against Humanity raking in $2,250,000 in record time.

Now, the church I would be beefing up the missionary work with doesn't have a web presence. It doesn't have an e-mail address. It doesn't have a fax machine. Again, it is a small church in rural northeast Ohio. According to IRS Publiction 526, contributions to them are deductible under current law provided you read through the stipulations in that thin booklet and are a taxpayer in the USA. Folks outside the USA could contribute in US funds but I don't know what the rules are for foreign tax administrations to advise about how such is treated if at all.

The congregation is best reached by writing to:

 West Avenue Church of Christ
 5901 West Avenue
 Ashtabula, OH  44004
 United States of America

With the continuing budget shenanigans about how to fund Fiscal Year 2018 for the federal government, I get left wondering if/when I might be returning to duty. Helping the congregation fund me to undertake missions for it removes that as a concern. Besides, any job that gives you gray hair and puts 30 pounds on you during eight months of work cannot be good for you to remain at. Too many co-workers took rides away in ambulances at times due to the pressures of the job during the last work season.

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